"Foosey!"

Clearly Mom's on a roll today. She just wheeled into my office and declared clearly and loudly, "I'm a foosey!" (Of course, I knew she meant to say 'floozy', which is why I nearly choked on my T'giving leftovers.).

I asked her why she thought she was a "foosey".

She said, "Because I can't figure out how to make the TV guide work."
So, excuse me now while I go and explain to my mother: 1. The definition of floozy; and 2. How the TV guide works.

Guess I'll finish my leftovers later.