Uma is eleven years old. In a word, her exuberance for life is unsurpassed. She possesses the notable capacity for embracing every possible opportunity to play or run with undaunted enthusiasm and boundless energy.
Uma is a dog—specifically, a Field Bred English Cocker Spaniel. She has been my constant companion since I first claimed her, in the summer of 2000, from the airport in Grand Rapids, Michigan, delivered obediently by her trusty human escort from Duluth, Minnesota. She (Uma, not the escaort) was no bigger than my two outstretched palms, had the roundest gentlest brown eyes, a lustrous ebony coat save for the dusting of white whiskers at the point of her mouth and nose, and a relentless desire to be loved. Except for her size, she has not changed since that day.
When I made the decision in the summer of 2000 to take on a six week old puppy, it was, in part, to satisfy my desire for a hiking companion, a couch companion, a walking companion, a sleeping companion, a living companion. A companion who would not argue with me, tell me I was too fat, tell me how to dress or not to dress, insult my way of life, or make me choose between my children or him. In short, a companion who would expect nothing more from me other than daily meals, frequent pats and strokes, and a regular routine that included the occasional game of fetch. We have not disappointed each other. It is the longest voluntary relationship I have had with another living creature.
Last night, I stood in my bedroom, looking out at the black night, as I often do, and I contemplated the somewhat depressing reality that if something unforeseen should happen to me at home, it would likely be a while before anybody would find me. In the midst of this inner revelation, I glanced over and noticed Uma, sitting just off to my left, watching me, oblivious to the gravity of my thoughts, waiting only for my next move. Was it time for bed, or was I going to return to the computer room, or perhaps to the kitchen, or maybe the living room? What would it be? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Uma and I stared at each other a good long while—thirty seconds for me; a hardy two minutes for her. I was suddenly reminded of Dad’s famous phrase that so perfectly illustrated his general dislike for people—“People are no damn good..” I recalled how Dad has always repeatedly said how he prefers dogs over people. For the most part, I always agreed with him. That is, until that moment, when a little glitch in Dad’s logic suddenly became glaringly evident.
I got down on the floor to Uma’s level, grabbed her muzzle in my hands, looked her straight in the eyes and said, “How are your CPR skills?”
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